It's christmas eve and i've only wrapped two fuckin' presents.
Christmas eve and i've only wrapped two fuckin' presents.
And i hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And i'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off.

I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again.

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckinin' hotdogs
And he shit shit shits his pants
He's alway's shitin' shittin' his pants
And i'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off.

I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again.

I'm a fuckin' boy.